Life According to Me

I REMEMBER THIS CARTOON!! I BAWLED LIKE A BABY!!!

Of course it had to be Lea… 

Of course it had to be Lea… 

cosmiccourage:

therewasalwaysthenile:

captainofthefriendshipship:

teamstarkidlove:

star-kidz-bop:

albainlove:

ivegotthelimes:

fnncks:

starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

sazzylicious:

thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:

We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.

We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..

We’re just about as different as anyone can be

YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…

You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fire is swell…

Pushing people in is fun as well…

I like folding all my ties…

And you have no friends- hey! That’s a surprise.

I guess it’s plain to see, when you look at you and me. We’re different, different as can be.

You’re a sissy, a twat, a girl. I’m the darkest of lords!

I’m the brightest proffesor here- I’ve won several awards!

My new world is about to unfold.

You got beat by a two year old. 

i-love-loki-22:

looks like me and my best friend, we’re just that cool

i-love-loki-22:

looks like me and my best friend, we’re just that cool

redcorpsebey:

Kermit attacks Vincent Price.

bunnyfood:

Found him

bunnyfood:

Found him

nickholmes:

Noted. 

Ha!

nickholmes:

Noted. 

Ha!

kayshootsvignettes:

There was a fundamentalist christian protester on the UT Austin campus today.

Trololololololol!

kayshootsvignettes:

There was a fundamentalist christian protester on the UT Austin campus today.

Trololololololol!

catsbeaversandducks:

Will you survive a Puppy Apocalypse?
Photo via Imgur

No, but I’ll die giggling! 

catsbeaversandducks:

Will you survive a Puppy Apocalypse?

Photo via Imgur

No, but I’ll die giggling! 

Most thrilling moment of that bird’s life!

corgay:

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter
and
their faces jesus

Oh dear Jesus

corgay:

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter

and

their faces jesus

Oh dear Jesus